Q:  For what position or appointment is Keith running?

A:  Keith is all about being prepared. In an uncertain world, don't you want a candidate who's ready for whatever comes next? Maybe your HOA president just resigned. Maybe you're trapped in a bunker with 50 other people but somehow you still have wifi. Maybe this website goes viral and a major political party realizes that Keith could have what it takes to become a state Senator, Congressman, Governor, or even the President of the United States. Whatever moment has come, Keith is ready and waiting to take the reigns, and lead us forward.

Q:  How is Keith qualified?

A:  In modern politics it's clear that minimum qualifications no longer exist. Look at the heads of every major agency within the federal government. Not only are these people completely unqualified, they often hold fundamental views that are completely contrary to the actual mission of their agency. But Keith is different. If anything, he's overqualified for almost any position he could hold. And if he isn't qualified he will crush a few redbulls and pull an all nighter reading about it. By the next morning he'll be all set, so don't worry about this one. You can just skip to the next FAQ entry.

Q:  How will Keith balance the competing interests of constituents?

A:  Politics and industry require accounting for the needs of countless stakeholders and making tough choices. Will every decision that Keith makes benefit you? Probably not. But you can rest assured that he didn't take his stance without considering all of the options and how they impact constituents. Bringing people to the table is the biggest hurdle, and Keith has what it takes to get people in a room together. For instance he might order a some pizza and keg, put ESPN on the tv, and throw on an 80's playlist to get some good vibes going. Boom! Problem solved.

Q:  How will Keith negotiate with colleagues that may hold fundamentally different viewpoints?

A:  Negotation has to be in good faith. As long as an individual or group can hold up to their end of a bargain then there will always be room to talk and find common ground. Unless we're talking about Nazi's or other political or religious extremists. Violence and rallying to take away the fundamental rights of others are unacceptable and those types of people can get bent. Like Harrison Ford in the 1997 blockbuster Air Force One, Keith does not negotiate with terrorists.

Q:  Keith claims to support transparency and open forums, but how will he keep us informed and engaged?

A:  If elected Keith will start an Instagram account where he live-streams meetings and content, and also posts hilarious memes that rip on his opponents and that occasionally shares baby and cat gifs.